What the next joke costumes should be?

David Gregg

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Hopefully there won't be any joke outfits for some time especially after the schoolgirl dlc shenanigans, but I do like the idea of sports dlc and am surprised that with every other cheesy theme they've ever done that category was never covered.
Guys-
Footballers: Bayman, Leon, Bass,
Basketball: Zack, Jann, Gen Fu (do you see how high his launchers are?)
Soccer: Eliot, Rig, Ein
Baseball: Hayate, Hayabusa, Brad
Girls-
Volleyball: Tina, Lisa, Mila, Rachel --> definitely the ass-slappers of the bunch. And the way Rachel swings with her two fists together is a lot like volleyball.
Tennis: Hitomi, Lei Fang, Helena, Christie
Rhythmic Gymnastics (lolz): Kasumi, Ayane, Kokoro, Momiji --> the smaller girls (hey! Momiji is listed as a lightweight and with that double jump, she could easily win 4 gold medals at the summer Olympics).

The tennis would look something like Hitomi's DOA2U (except with a visor):

HitomiDOAUC10.jpg
 
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Rawbietussin

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Hopefully there won't be any joke outfits for some time especially after the schoolgirl dlc shenanigans, but I do like the idea of sports dlc and am surprised that with every other cheesy theme they've ever done that category was never covered.
Guys-
Footballers: Bayman, Leon, Bass,
Basketball: Zack, Jann, Gen Fu (do you see how high his launchers are?)
Soccer: Eliot, Rig, Ein
Baseball: Hayate, Hayabusa, Brad
Girls-
Volleyball: Tina, Lisa, Mila, Rachel
Tennis: Hitomi, Momiji, Helena, Christie
Rhythmic Gymnastics (lolz): Kasumi, Ayane, Kokoro, Lei Fang

The tennis would look something like Hitomi's DOA2U (except with a visor):

HitomiDOAUC10.jpg

Gen Fu would be the shortest basketball player ever. I'd like for JL to switch up with Rig and play soccer instead. I see basketball more of a sport for skinheads lol (No honestly, I barely see guys sport hair when playing basketball unless they are Asian players). Hayate will still wear that stupid headband and Ryu would wear that ninja mask sadly (unless he's the catcher).

I'm not sure about volleyball uniforms since they are most likely wearing the PE uniform unless they created jerseys. As for gymnastics, the Japanese schoolgirl swimsuits are actually leotards anyways.

Overall I like the ones placed under football, volleyball and tennis since it is very fitting.
 

David Gregg

Well-Known Member
I see your point. I actually think Gen Fu should just be a referee I honestly can't see him in any sport. lol With JL I went more off of his fighting style (he bounces his opponent a lot like a basketball). You're right Rig probably looks cooler as a bball player but his fighting style is mostly kicks (which if that's not soccer I don't know what is. lol). Maybe I could see TN giving Hayate and Haybusa baseball hats (hey they gave Ryu a santa hat) and even with a mask he'd still make a badass baseball player. lol

And I actually laughed about the volleyball and gymnastics b/c I thought about the exact same thing after typing it but then realized that's something TN would do. Take copies of previous outfits and give them minor tweaks an offer them for different characters. :rolleyes:
 

Rawbietussin

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Gen-Fu is preferable as a referee. I can see Mr. Strong in one too with the shades on just like the black Santa recolor. Do catchers in baseball still use that masked helmet that looks like a BBQ griller? I can see Ryu trading the ninja mask for it to finally reveal some facial skin. As long as Hayate can't remove the baseball hat on, it would be fine. He could trade that off for a baseball helmet. I guess both JL and Rig could work out in both games.

They are really not getting creative but it's bound to be that way. We'd probably need a gym or a court as a DLC stage.

I wonder what category would we put the VF characters?
 

AkaShocka

Well-Known Member
No, wait... astronaut suits!
No no, Police and firefighter shit, or maybe even everyday normal clothes. This game lacks that. Sarah is pretty much the only one with everyday clothes (Free DLC pack) her Tina, Lisa, Kokoro's schoolgirl outfit, and Leifang, possibly Zack in 5U with the blue jacket.
 

Mestizo

Active Member
Standard Donor
How about some reskins/costume borrows that TN thinks we should have to pay absurd prices for?

'Cause that's the biggest joke.
If ya don't like em don't buy em, TN has already gone so far as to make each individual costume available for individual purchase so its not like they are pushing entire sets on you for the one C you like.

I am always up for more options and if they made milas borrowed red fight spandex and hitomis borrowed Tina DOAX2 pink bikini available for purchase I'd gladly buy em. If I didnt like w.e they put out I wouldnt but borrows are easy to put out so if it boosts # of DLC out there then I am all for it. The more options the better.


Honestly I dont get the price complaints I see around here, booze and junk food cost way more and are detrimental to you but people gladly buy it anyway for the reason of ENTERTAINMENT, which is and always will be a pricey luxury.


lol this is reminding me of the "make way for DLC" video hahaha

Also dont know if this counts as obsurd but how about Viet traditional dress for Fang
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David Gregg

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or maybe even everyday normal clothes.

Meh...but who wants everyday clothes anyway? I think TN could get a little more creative. The order should be:
1) Most requested fan favorites for characters who don't have that many outfits
2) Outfits for characters who don't have that many outfits
3) More creative outfits for all the characters.
 

Rawbietussin

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I play as Eliot in the UK flag shirt, Sarah and Tina in their white buttoned shirt, Helena in her white blouse, Bayman in his polo and Leon in his black tank top. I think they all looked great in them despite how casual and simple it looked like.
 
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