I was in a lobby with about 5-6 other people, and there was this one very strange girl who was a bad player and lagging like c.r.a.z.y and kept calling people spammers then SPAMMED HERSELF. She complained about a Ryu player spamming, kept saying "he always moves back so I can't hit him!" then I fought her, she picked Kasumi, and used the exact same 3 combos and ccoooonnstantly moved back and used the back hand spring thing. aka exactly what she was bitching about other players doing. I call her out on it and she says "mkay Phal you already won how about leave me alone ty I'm having girl issues (:"
Fun tidbit- I asked if Kasumi was her main to give her some tips and she says "Yeah I use her because I feel bad no one else ever uses her ):" ..... .. She actually said that.
The lag in all her fights was absolutely unbearable, we all say "you're lagging" and she says "don't blame me, blame my internet provider why are you blaming me" and I say "it's your fault for having this lag and choosing to fight anyway" and she says "I fight for the same reason you do I'm a gamer" and she was talking out of her ass endlessly with huge blocks of text.
This other person comes in and they start telling this girl she's a waste of life, she's an idiot, all that. They both start going at it, I tell the other person they aren't helping and to just knock it off or I was going to kick both of them out. The girl starts going on about freedom of speech, the other person said "you must be a n****** to be this stupid" and at that point I was so shocked and I just said "okay I'm kicking both of you" and kicked them both out.
About 30 seconds later I get a psn message from this girl and she's saying "we have a right to say this stuff freedom of speech and do I have to remind you about civil rights" so I just blocked her and ended it right there. There's a lot more but I honestly forget, but this was 10/10 the weirdest thing I have ever experienced playing DOA online.