That's racist.
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DOA's story is racist against the concept of a good, coherent story.
"Good, coherent story" is a race now.
"Good, coherent story" is a race now.
Rawbietussin
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It would have been funnier if Lisa jumped from the skyscraper during the explosion and landed on top of Kokoro.
Pink Nitro
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Lisa is too godly, that's why. No one can stop glorious waifu Lisa from doing what she wants, if she wants to get up after a fight with a ninja then she can do it.
Get on GodTierWaifuLisa's level
Get on GodTierWaifuLisa's level
David Gregg
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Kokoro: "Oh dear. This is terrible. Tokyo is really scary..."
(Lisa falls from skyscraper and lands on Kokoro)
Lisa: "What the hell are you thinking? You're gonna get yourself killed!"
lol
(Lisa falls from skyscraper and lands on Kokoro)
Lisa: "What the hell are you thinking? You're gonna get yourself killed!"
lol
Now I understand why Lisa's only opening line is, "You really wanna fight this badly?"
Yurlungur
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As much as i like lisa i'm filing her under the "stupid bitch" catagory because
gurl, how broke is your ass that you need to work for an evil megalomaniac which you agree with nothing what he does go cure cancer or something
you got thrown off a sky scraper and nearly got blown up twice, it's time to rethink your career
gurl, how broke is your ass that you need to work for an evil megalomaniac which you agree with nothing what he does go cure cancer or something
you got thrown off a sky scraper and nearly got blown up twice, it's time to rethink your career
Pink Nitro
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GloriousTopTierWaifu Lisa does need to rethink her career... (I'm starting to sound like a certain someone from a certain forum... aren't I, Yurlunger?)
LMAO, this had me dying!
But, I think somebody went over this and came up with a conclusion. Lisa is a good person who is trying to atone for her mistakes. That's why she helped the ninja and is a double agent of sorts. Plus, the woman is wearing Christian Louboutin red bottoms in most of her costumes, so you know Donovan and MIST pay handsomely. Lol
Yurlungur
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at least lisa got in the game LMFAO (oh god that was shady)
You really would of thought after the events of doa4 she would of smartened up, she really had no excuse other then she was young and she needed the money
i mean really she was fully aware of project alpha and now she's currently helping phase 4?? I think bayman should go after lisa since she got his paycheck
At this point, who knows why Lisa is doing what she's doing. She must really need the check.
Pink Nitro
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I thought Lisa was a double agent or something...?
I think that's what it is, honestly. She's a double agent or some other organization while being a luchadora on the side. I mean, she's been able to fool everyone for all these years, so...
Yurlungur
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I mean wouldn't of donovan have known??? Like
nevermind i'm not getting ahead of myself it's the doa plot
eliot started staring at christies tits and going MMMMM MILK
Christie's reaction was sexy as hell though. Lol
Yurlungur
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you should apply for doa's writing team, that sounds cannon enough rofl
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