Free Step Dodge

If we're being authoritarian anyway, why not execute everyone who hops online, period?

execute anyone who's connection doesn't allow us to grab punish them!

Execute everyone!

They're bound to have a lag spike sooner or later!

Might as well kill humanity. You know, because we're idiots.

Yes.

Remember... remember when Marius said to Akasha, "Pick one tree; describe it in terms of what it destroys, what it defies, and what it does not accomplish, and you have a monster of greedy roots - that is not the whole truth when the tree is seen as a part of nature, and by nature I mean nothing sacred, I mean the full tapestry , the thing which embraces all,"? I just felt the need to feign wisdom. Boo humanity, tho.

50ft Ethernet cables are like $5 on amazon and they make live better for everyone.

Not exactly. The wiring was screwed up in my dorm complex in college, causing my hard-wired net to be less stable than the wireless. And while I didn't have permission to hire some contractors to bust down the walls and fix it, if I did, it would have been ludicrously expensive.

Despite no one really complaining about my connection speed in college when I was on the wireless, I guess I should have killed myself anyway for my heinous actions (people actually complain more now, despite being wired).

That status is hyperbole man.. but still 90% of the time with rare exceptions like yours wired is better. I am willing to bet my left nut that the quality of PSN would go up if people would get better internet and get wired.

How dare you use hyperboles! When I suggested genocide, I was being entirely genuine!

It would get better if they all tossed their PS4s in the trash and got PCs, forcing devs to focus on PC development and then hosting LAN parties.

Ridiculously idealistic? Yes, but so is expecting all online gamers to buy great, high-speed internet packages and exclusively use wired hookups.

Hahaha. Y'all got me laughing.

lol

I actually agree with the switching to PC idea, mainly because hardware wise the PS4 is, well kinda shit honestly and I can use my sticks that are in better condition than my "new" gamepads. How did they get away with releasing the DS4 when it has rice paper durability?

Fix the net code first